Hey Jews
(To the tune of you-know-what, with apologies to you-know-who.)
Hey Jews
Don’t make it worse
With the curse of
McCain and Palin
Remember
When fundamentalists pray
It’s for the day
You’re weepin’ and wailin’
Hey Jews
Don’t be a putz 1
He’s a yutz 2 and
She’s a chaleria 3
The minute
You looked inside of her kop 4
You would throw op
Go on, I dare ya…
So keep her out and send her home
Hey Jews, to Nome
Wherever she hunts
For moose to capture
For don’t (Juneau?) forget it’s true
Hey Jews
So nu? 5
It’s all killing time
Until the Rapture.
Na na na na na
Na na na
Hey, Jews
As for McCain
It may pain you
To see him squanda
His image, his reputation, and cred
Now he’s Undead
And it’s a shanda 6
But do not vote for John McCain
Hey Jews, refrain
From buying that “I know how to win wars.”
For take a look at history
Hey Jews
You’ll see
That all they know how is to begin wars.
Na na na na na
Na na na…
Hey Jews
Don’t make me bentsch 7
Be a mensch 8
And be patriotic
November
Please cast your vote for Barack
Don’t make me hak 9
Like some psychotic
Chotic/chotic/chotic/chotic/chotic
Oi….Vey…
Na na na
na na na na
Yaidl-de-dah
Hey Jews…
(etc.)
1. A jerk
2. A jerk
3. An evil woman
4. Head
5. “What did you expect?” (Also, “What’s new?” “Anything happening?” etc.)
6. A ghastly shame, a criminal shame.
7. Pray
8. An admirable person, a real grown-up
9. Lit., “bang.” Fig., harangue, browbeat
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What HE said 
September 16, 2008 at 4:47 pm
My Leiberman, oh Leiberman where is your soul…Don’t let it happen again,
September 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm
A Grammy they should be giving you for this already! You want I should call Davey Geffen, see if he can take a meeting with Lenny Kravitz, maybe get this recorded?
Good stuff.
September 24, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’ve just been told of “The Great Schlep” an organized movement of younger Jews to visit their elderly Florida relatives to convince them to vote for ‘Baruch’ Obama. If my parents hadn’t died last year I’d be on the bus, too. Happy New Year.