Only Five Left!
Yes, when we invited a ward full of mental patients to leave the psychiatric hospital and come to our house to receive a discount on our premier bumper sticker (the one that reads “Don’t make me vote for Hillary”), only five took us up on the offer and left the building. And even they failed to show up at our house. They’re still out there, somewhere, without medication and without bumper stickers.
Don’t make their mistake. Stay in your psych ward–or, if you leave it, take your meds with you. And go here to obtain the bumper-sticker:
As always, revenue from the sale of this item will go to, or rather into, the What HE Said Revenue Box.